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mangomybeloved:

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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

triviallytrue:

scrunchie-face:

havartia:

witharsenicsauce:

firebendinglemur:

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

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Ok but both the additions actually miss the point of the original, which is that Orwell is fixating on something which is actually MORE RELEVANT to his concerns than the language issue

#I bring Alan Turing back from the dead#I show him GPT-3 and ask him if he thinks it passes the Turing test#and ask him what he thinks of our computers that are billiona of times as powerful as his#but all he can say#with unmitigated tears of joy in his eyes#is#you mean to tell me that they legalized homosexuality?

(via @compiler-specific)

utterobstruction:

theonenamedperry:

You can’t spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

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xbuster:

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THEY TRANSLATED YANKII AS AMERICAN

homeboygirl:
“gif87a-com:
“ Pipe expanding machine
” ”

homeboygirl:

gif87a-com:

Pipe expanding machine

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zum1udontno:

number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer:

jingles-miserably:

number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer:

jingles-miserably:

number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer:

jingles-miserably:

furbearingbrick:

number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer:

luidilovins:

furbearingbrick:

number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer:

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wh

what does this mean op

Oh no two seperate artist created two separate characters with different silloettes whatever has happened to the animation industry in 73 years??? The Horror!!!

This post is making fun of people who cry about “cal arts art style”

I’m specifically mocking this gif

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ah, that.

some fun facts about this: the person who made the original chart the gif is derived from outright lied in order to get their point across by deliberately drawing the characters super off-model…

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and “CalArts” as a derogative term didn’t originally refer to bean mouths, soft rounded faces, and what have you. It originally referred to 2D Disney-style animation (specifically, it was in reference to The Iron Giant of all things.) And the person to blame for this is…

drumroll please…

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That’s right, John Kricfalusi coined “CalArts Style.”

As in, the convicted pedophile.

As in, the guy who notoriously tortured his animation staff.

HOLY SHIT THE MOUSE FROM TOM AND JERRY IS SANS

Say his name. Don’t look it up. Look me in the eyes right now and tell me the rats name.

i think thats tom

WRONG!

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Try again.

Jery????

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yeah

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Sans??????

willgrahamscock:

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my favorite customer service slip ups

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

I think it’s pretty common knowledge by now. John Harvey Kellog, creator of the Kellogs brand of cereal, strongly believed eating cereal every day would surpress a person’s libido and make them not want to masturbate. However he could not predict one major factor that would undo all his work

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saoirseuwu:

cadaverkeys:

evilwaterspirit:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

therebloggerbird:

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues

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incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are

bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world

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dogsuffrage:

stonerzelda:

tumblartifacts:

thewalkingassbutt:

myownlilfantac:

falloutboise:

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

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I love how wrong OP is too. Like, no, many of us are still here, there is no new generation, and to be honest a lot of you are still posting supernatural and MCR.

dragongirltongue:

femgineerasolution:

retroactivebakeries:

triskeleaficionado:

Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

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Timepiece with the largest moving parts:

Sundial.


Timepiece with the smallest moving parts:

Hourglass.

Wanna show me something?